Top 10 Pet Peeves with Indian Roads

To copy Jane Austen, it’s a truth universally acknowledged that Indian roads are filled with uneducated, idiotic drivers. Adding to our daily aggravation are the pothole marred roads that cause considerable damage to both man and machine. But I think that’s the least of our problems. Indian roads are just not built for safety. There are exceptions of course – various patches that together make up the Golden Quadrilateral project, the Palm Beach road in Navi Mumbai, and probably some of the newer expressways. But even these need to go a long way before meeting any international or for that matter even domestic safety benchmarks. True, I haven’t travelled across the length and breadth of the country to validate this. But going by my experience of the states I have travelled through and also my basic understanding of the psyche of those in charge of such matter, we can safely assume that things are not likely to be any better.

Design in terms of architecture and flow is the key issue. Other factors being equal, vehicles need to glide effortlessly over the road. The driver should only be worrying about controlling his own vehicle and not about the innumerable blind spots, lanes that suddenly disappear, speed breakers that mysteriously materialize overnight, and turns that turn up without any warning. CAD/CAM software has evolved. Just feed the right data and you can design a road close to perfection before even clearing the first pebble off the surface. Also, from a go-green point of view, this would mean fewer traffic jams, lower fuel consumption, less pollution, reduction in vehicle wear and tear, among others.  Not to digress, I will now get back to my top 10 peeves with the roads in India.

1.       Lanes: Demarcate lanes keeping in mind the natural path vehicles are likely to follow and the speed at which it is likely to traverse a particular stretch. White fluorescent stripes on the road surface to mark lanes are a must. Our highways are generally bereft of any lights and these do act as life savers in the night. Even those reflectors are a good idea.

2.       Turns: Provide adequate warning signage before a turn. And at least 50 meters before a turn a new lane specifically for vehicles that need to take the turn should be introduced. The Vashi to Belapur stretch of the Palm Beach road does have this facility. Also, do away with turns every 50 meters. This is the biggest issue I face on the Thane Belapur road – indiscriminate turns every 50 meters or so. As it is, visibility is low on our roads, and when you least expect it a vehicle suddenly pops out of nowhere and cuts into your lane. This definitely leads to traffic jams and can lead to unnecessary accidents too. And even worse, these kinda roads are quite dangerous in the late evenings and at nighttime. If people have vehicles they shouldn’t mind traveling a few extra 100 meters to take their next turn for the sake of safety of all. They don’t seem to mind that in Delhi or Bangalore, and if they have issues with it in Mumbai knock sense into their head.

3.       Safety Barriers: Most roads in India do not have adequate safety barriers or even simple dividers. Here I am not including city main roads and the relatively newer expressways. But the Bombay Goa highway is a case in point. Winding, tortuous roads with no barriers is a recipe for accidents. And we see enough of them on the highway I just mentioned. One of the biggest killers this side of the country.

4.        Junctions: Technology is available to enhance sight distance. Put signage that are clearly visible from a distance to improve the visibility of the junction. Warning signs should be placed well before vehicles approach a junction. And don’t stop at one please. The vehicles are moving and the chances of missing a sign are very high.

5.        Signage and bollards should provide easily comprehensive information and I want to say it again, it should be clearly visible with no vegetation blocking it or dirt hiding the information. And put it in large font size. If you are travelling even at 60kmph you brain doesn’t have the luxury of focusing on the road while also trying to peer hard enough to read the info on the board.

6.       Traffic lights should be visible and not hidden behind foliage or some billboard. Firstly, it should be visible from a distance. And please ensure some consistency in terms of its placement. Ideally, it should curve out right into the center of the road. Else, stick to one side. Don’t keep it to the right for a few kilometers and then shift to the left. Don’t keep it to the left period. Also, get someone to check the bulbs and clean up the muck occasionally. We don’t have extra sensory powers to figure out whether there is a red or a green hidden behind the brown and grey.

7.       Manhole covers and drain grates should not protrude. To begin with, I feel, these elements should be on the side of the road and not right in the middle. 

8.       Curves should be sweeping. I had mentioned this in a previous blog. Sharp turns will lead to vehicles losing control, and are accidents waiting to happen.

9.       Flyovers that are built over a junction and continuing straight down should be in the center and not split up built on the left or right. The natural tendency is to keep to the middle and right if you are planning to continue driving straight down. The only exception should be if they are going right or left. Another thing, don’t begin a flyover less than five meters from a junction. This is another accident waiting to happen.

10.   Speed breakers shouldn’t be built every 50 meters and definitely not every 10 meters unless there are schools or hospitals around. Near stations and other pedestrian traffic points build foot over bridges or subways.

A bonus peeve:

11.   Bus stops should not be a part of the main road. Wherever you plan a bus stop, please ensure a mini convex lane is made available for the buses to roll in. On a three lane road, the unruly, undisciplined public who never bother waiting at the bus stop usually occupy one whole lane or more, and in order to avoid running into them the bus driver generally stops in the middle of the second and third lane practically blocking the entire road till all the passengers have boarded. And you dare not squeeze through the outer third lane. For some reason, which I still haven’t fathomed, BEST bus drivers never roll straight forward after a stop rather they move to the right. And god forbid if you have to be parallel to the bus at that moment.

Privatisation in India

Privatization in India became a reality only in the early 90s. the current Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and the then PM Narsimha Rao played a crucial role in setting the ball rolling towards freeing India from the License Raj regime. And in hindsight it has paid rich dividends. The measures that were then taken by the incumbent congress government have played a huge role in driving India towards the economic prosperity we are witnessing today.

However, there is a huge debate going on in parliament as well as in government and academic circles and also in the media about the advisability of pushing for privatization of other government held industries. While privatization would definitely fill the governments coffers in the short run what would be the long-term implications of such a move. Would it be akin to killing the hen that laid the golden eggs or would it have political ramifications in terms of reduced employment opportunities and the like.

We will try and explore both sides of the story.

According to the proponents of the concept, privatization of state-owned enterprises is critical, as most of these entities are currently inefficient and loss-making firms. According to them, privatization would help turn these companies around. True, there are several loss making firms in the baggage. These firms are protected by state grants. If we look at sectors like finance, banking, insurance, infrastructure or even telecommunications, port facilities, and road building then we can see the validity of this take. Privatization could help bring in greater competition and in turn higher productivity into these sectors. The idea is that since survival is the top priority for private players they would coerced into taking steps to cut losses and turn around operations at the earliest.

From the globalization point of view, it is necessary to open up the economy further in order to attract more investments in the form of FDIs. This is crucial if India has to sustain its high economic growth rate.

India is trying to position itself as an economic superpower and an attractive destination for manufacturing. However, if India has to become an attractive destination for FDI and a major platform for labor-intensive manufacturing exports, reforms in India's labor laws and exit policies are very essential. China's experience suggests that while workers in the Chinese state sector are accorded generous job guarantees, workers in the non-state sector do not receive guaranteed employment.

By contrast, in India, workers in both the public and the private sectors, once employed, cannot be laid off without governmental permission. However, this has actually proved detrimental to the employment scenario, as private players are reluctant to hire more employees.

For instance, as a result of the liberal hiring and firing policies in China, there has been rapid growth of employment. One key reason is that firms can now hire workers without the fear of being stuck with unwanted labor in the future due to governmental restrictions on dismissals.

India, by contrast, has experienced a meager increase from 22.9 million in 1978 to 28.1 million in 2000, of which 19.3 million are employed in the public sector.

Similarly, reform to put in place an exit policy for firms is significant in the Indian context. An exit policy needs to be formulated such that firms can enter and exit freely from the market.

The opponents of privatization on the other hand voice several concerns. Are we privatizing only to create new private monopolies without a regulatory infrastructure in place? This is a possibility as most of these companies are monoliths which can try and keep other players out of the running. Also, several of these industries are profit making. So the question is why should the Government sell the enterprises even when they make profits?

The government is considering rampant privatization in order to utilize the funds thus generated for other development priorities. But are the privatization proceeds well spent, considering that they are going to the Consolidated Fund of India and not being earmarked to attain specific goals? After India’s track record has not been good with the privatization already completed. Between 1991-92 and 1997-98, the actual receipts from privatization were Rs 11,000 crore. From 1998-99 to 2001-02 the amounts raised were not much more. The total receipts during this period amounted to Rs 14,856 crore. Thus, in the decade since the reforms were implemented, approximately Rs 26,000 crore was raised through privatizations. The sum budgeted was Rs 66,000 crore. The rate of realization was just 40 per cent.

Another argument for privatization has been that it will introduce greater competition, which can only prove beneficial to the customer. But it’s not necessary to opt for privatization to introduce competition. As long as the government allows private players to participate in the same industry and ensures that similar rules apply to both the public as well as the private entity, competition is assured. The government should also desist from supporting the public entity by dipping into state coffers at the first signs of trouble. Instead it should push the public entity to evolve methods to counter this issue. At the same time it should put relaxed entry and exit policies in place for the private players. Then we can rest assured that competition will foster without the need for privatization.  

For privatization to succeed an appropriate institutional mechanism design is required. Our processes are not equipped to implement a disinvestment strategy according to global standards. A robust and dynamic free market economy requires the presence of an effective and centralized state with superior mechanism design and efficient implementation abilities.

While the activities of the government are transparent and it is committed to economic growth and a free market economy, clearly its mechanism design and implementation abilities make it a weak state. The need to create the appropriate mechanisms is perhaps necessary if any privatization is to be undertaken. However, the pressures from the market will provide enough pressures for public sector enterprises to restructure their activities, focus on key strategic parameters.

Engineering highways to hell

When the Palm Beach Road first came up in Navi Mumbai a decade back we thought India had finally arrived. Here was a road that was attempting to meet international standards. The Bombay Pune expressway too added to this confidence. Even if we didn’t expect any dramatic overnight changes, we expected our highways and byways to improve on an incremental basis.

The erstwhile PM Vajpayee’s dream Golden Quadrilateral project, that now connects most of India’s metros, kept this hope alive. 


Turbhe - Airoli Highway
But now whenever I use the relatively new Turbhe to Airoli highway I wonder what the architects and engineers of this project were thinking when they designed this road. When I first came across this route, I was quite delighted with the idea of a road that would allow me the joy of effortless, pothole free and smooth drive for at least 15 Kms.


When the roadwork finally was completed, and I got the opportunity to use the road I was thoroughly disappointed. It is pothole free. It had better be, considering most sections are less than a year old. But effortless and smooth, definitely a big NO! Even if they had just copied the Palm Beach Road, things would have been 10 times better. We don’t even need to sit and break our head over new technology and design.

Learn to Copy 
The developed nations and even our neighbor China have already spent millions developing this technology. It is available to us on a platter. Why can’t we just copy the damn technology? Our musicians and cinema makers have been doing that for decades despite copyright issues. There is no IP on road technology as far as I know. The UK government offers a 15 volume Design Manual for Roads and Bridges. If it is anywhere similar to the UK government's ITIL (Information Technology Infrastructure Library) manual that offers best-practices for IT service management then it can be accepted as a global standard and leveraged by us.


At the very least, our designers need to understand that building a road is not just about clearing a straight path and pouring tar or concrete. Width, alignment, traffic flow, junctions, traffic volume are all aspects that need to be considered before even laying the groundwork.
An article I read many years back provides a classic example of how inept we are in this matter. Can’t remember the details but the gist was that earlier India used to build roads in Nepal and now the Nepalese have recruited China as well. According to that article, (btw, an Indian wrote the article so it is not Chinese propaganda) the possibility of meeting with an accident on the roads constructed by India was much higher as compared to the Chinese ones.

Reason? In a mountainous country like Nepal, the roads tend to be tortuous. The Chinese built roads with sweeping curves and longer sight distances that made driving on these roads effortless and safer. Anyone who has been to China will vouch for the quality of their roads.

On the other hand, our roads are famous for its tight corners and lack of visibility into what lies ahead. We don’t have to go as far as Nepal to experience this. Metropolitan Mumbai itself is a good example. In our own cities, the danger this poses is compounded by the lack of driver discipline. It’s a ripple effect. The indiscipline of a few combined with bad roads aggravate the drivers who try to abide by the rules. This then leads to them engaging in road rage, which then provokes the other drivers, and soon you sense impending doom.


The Turbhe Airoli road is a classic case in point. Bad design, numerous painful speed-breakers, undisciplined novice drivers, countless mini junctions along the way where somebody from the opposite direction might suddenly decide to make a u-turn, lack of visibility, all adds up to multiple drivers itching to murder someone. Since the road is new, we can still take corrective actions. But we being what we are I very much doubt that.

Developing one’s personality

A man once asked Nietzsche, “How can one develop one’s personality?” And Nietzsche replied, “By living dangerously.”

I read this anecdote many years back and instantly fell in love with it. At that point I truly believed I was living dangerously. And what could be better than developing one’s personality while at it! We (my friends and I) had gone on several treacherous treks and come close to meeting our maker earlier than intended more than once. We used to race our Enfields at 100+kph for several kms at a stretch on India’s famously unpredictable roads where a holy cow or the ubiquitous pothole could accelerate your trip down the highway to hell. We would venture deep into forests supposedly infested with cheetahs and wild boars, and spend the night in the open, bragging of meeting the wild ones head-on, while being on the verge of peeing in our pants at the slightest rustling of leaves.

While we continued in our delusions, here was a famous philosopher telling me I might actually be developing my personality in the bargain. Now, all these years later, I feel Nietzsche might have been right after all. I really don’t know whether engaging in adrenaline inducing activities will contribute to developing my personality or not. And I don’t think that’s what Nietzsche probably had in mind when he made that statement. So how can a regular guy leading a regular life mature into a person he can be proud of?

Well, in retrospect, the few times I have felt good about myself as a person have been those moments when I stuck to a decision I thought was right, or supported a person I felt was in the right, in spite of the possibility of antagonizing almost everyone in my group, whose approval or validation I did care about at that point in time. During our growing up years, and even during adulthood, acceptance by the society at large or by our peer group is important to most of us. In some ways they define who we are – they influence our tastes, the activities we engage in for entertainment, our general attitude towards life, etc etc. So going against the stand they want you to take could result in being ostracized, i.e. social death. This, I now feel, is what true dangerous living is all about.

Nevertheless, the few times I took such a stance, I would feel a positive development within me. I would experience an ecstatic sense of freedom, of light seeping into my soul, a blemish from my soul being burnt away with fine-cutting laser beams, and my spirit being rewired to emit the new positive energy.

It’s easy to follow the crowd. Nothing wrong with that either. But when you suppress your instinct for what is right, when you don’t stand up for someone you know is speaking the truth, when you choose the easy way out as you don’t want to incur the collective wrath of the “group”, or even worse, when you join or even take the lead in demolishing the character or kindheartedness of a fellow human being for the sole purpose of gaining the approval of the “group” then you have caused irreparable damage to your psyche. You did it to belong, to feel good! But do you really feel great?

Away from the crowd, when you are back to being on your own, why does the bile rise to your throat? Why do you feel so worthless? Just like a puff of the cigarette that gives you a high for a few minutes but weakens you mentally and physically all the days of your addiction, in the same way, your need to be in the limelight for those two minutes has depraved your soul.

Accept the risk; stand for the truth, live dangerously! And grow as a person. The eternal future of your soul demands it of you. Your creator demands it of you. It’s easy to succumb to the easy life. But then who ever said it was supposed to be easy. That’s why it’s called living dangerously!

Terror in Mumbai

Heads have begun rolling following the Congress Working Committee meeting over the weekend. Shivraj Patil has quit – the first political fallout of the Mumbai terror attacks. And here in Maharashtra R.R. Patil has followed suit – following the dictates of his conscience it seems! I can’t figure out how a dumb idiot like him ever managed to make it to the post of State Home Minister. Would anyone with even an iota of sense make a comment like the one he made last week? Must have been inspired by Shahrukh Khan’s “Bade Bade Deshonmei aisi chotti chotti battein hothi rahathi hai” dialogue in some masala movie some years back. Dumb! Or maybe he is a palpable reflection of the mental faculties of our cabinet ministers. God Forbid!

Well to come back to the point, is quitting or asking the person in charge of a ministry portfolio to move out the way to right wrongs?

What struck me as funny was the fact that when a leader mentioned the words "the Navy's responsibility" defence minister A K Antony immediately offered to quit. When the wisdom of sharing intelligence with the ISI was questioned the foreign minister offered his resignation. Even the PM and the external affairs ministry offered their resignations. All these jokers must have known that the resignations are not likely to be accepted. Secondly, with just some months left for the next general election how much do they stand to lose by resigning now. If they stay in power the media would probably continue talking about their inefficiencies and thus stymie any chances they may have in winning next time round. But by moving out at this stage they can get out of the limelight and salvage the situation. The public memory as they say is after all quite short.

For the party in power it serves as an exercise to minimize the political damage. Just chop a few heads and convey the impression of stringent action being taken. And even here they didn’t have the guts to just ask the home minister to quit outright but had to actually bring it about in a very roundabout manner.

Shouldn’t these guys be forced to make up for their lapses? Shouldn’t they be held accountable? How does this quitting business help anyone? The new minister will probably spend a few months just trying to figure out operational issues before he can get acting. While the guy who should actually be bearing the brunt gets away scot free. I mean you mess up things and then at the last minute when the shit actually hits the ceiling you just move out of the room leaving others to clean up after you. Who wouldn’t mind a job like that! Be a minister for 5 years, enjoy all the perks and not deliver anything. Forget delivering, you actually screw up and get away with it.

These guys should definitely be stripped of their posts but also forced to deliver, clean up the mess. Even if it means putting them on the street. Make them accountable for every single resource under their control during their days in power. And the public should make sure these guys don’t get a single except probably their own during the next election. And if the party high command has any sense they should make sure these guys don’t even get a ticket to contest the elections next time round.

Last Man Standing

Last Sunday morning, at church the pastor made an observation that took me back in time to my college days. Ah the good old days!

Well, not to digress, each August, our college hosts Malhar, an intercollegiate youth fest that is supposed to be a platform for highly talented college students to display their painting or sculpting or eating or other such sundry skills. But the major chunk of the jantha come for the rock shows and music concerts and other such stuff that Malhar is commonly associated with. Malhar hosts (or at least used to host) two personality contests. The main one is the Mr. and Miss Malhar contest which grills the poor sods who participate on various aspects of their (underdeveloped) personality. The other one, which is less complicated and usually more fun (for the audience that is) is basically about quick repartees and cheek. Try as I might, I can’t remember the name of this contest. Old age catching up maybe!

Anyways, that particular year, a visually impaired candidate from Ruia College participated in this contest. I had seen him shine in some other college festivals the previous year and so had a feeling he might just beat all the other hotshot candidates to the prize, which included, I think, a date with Maria Gorretti (Who Maria? Well, we are talking ancient history here, so do your own research). For the Misses’ there was Arbazz Khan (ya I know it was supposed to be a prize. But then I guess a prize is a prize only in the mind of the giver). Well at the end of the day there were three or four male finalists on stage. The one who came up with the cheekiest response to a question posed by Maria would win the crown.

The Question, “If you were the last man on earth and I the last woman, what would you say to win my heart?” The other candidates gave the usual clichés. I can’t recollect any except that they were all quite ho-hum. So won’t attempt repeating them. Then it was the turn of the visually impaired candidate. And his answer left no scope for any of the others. A true classic that will forever resound in my mind, “Maria, the future of the whole world depends on you.”

Thunderbird: Down Memory Lane

I just saw an ad promoting Royal Enfield’s new Thunderbird Twinspark. The tagline – Leave Home — took me back to the time I first left home. Ironically, I bought my own Tbird within a few months of this transition. This reminded me of an entry I had made in RE’s networking section called ParkingSpace. Since it’s not going to get any eyeballs there I decided to ferret it out of the RE archives and post it here as a first step towards becoming an active blogger again. Hopefully!

After almost four years of planning and dreaming and reaching levels of absolute madness and frustration I finally became the proud owner of my TBird on Dec 31, 2004.

I had been obsessed with the Bullet since my college days. But then I saw the American classic Easy Rider and realized I actually wanted a thumper cum Cruiser that could handle the highways and off-road locations of India. The Western world had its Harley’s and Triumphs and BSAs. But the combination I was looking for was still a dream in India. Sometime around 2000 I heard about REs plans to launch a cruiser. So I decided to be patient and wait.

The months rolled by but there was no action on this front. Many a times my patience almost ran out and I thought of getting hold of a second hand bullet and modifying it to my likings. Well there was a big hindrance in the form of my parents. And another even bigger one in the form of cash flow. So I convinced myself I didn't quite like the idea of riding a modified bike. And the wait continued.

Then RE introduced the TBird and I knew that very moment this was it. I wanted an Indian thumper cum cruiser. And before my eyes my dream machine was taking shape. However, convincing my folks was an impossibility. The other option was to collect the moolah myself. But going by the measly salary I drew in those days that plan was equivalent to robbing the Mint.

But in Jan 2004 I took a resolution. I will have my Thunderbird before the year ends come what may. But soon it was December and I thought here goes another resolution for a toss. I was ready to kill, shoot, pillage. My brain was doing somersaults morning thru night thru morning, day in day out. I had this huge poster of a Tbird on my soft board. The first thing I did every morning was look at it. Through the day, wallpapers and screensavers of the Bird flashed on my PC. The RE website had become my daily bread.

I finally decided to give up and convince my folks to pitch in. But that was an impossibility especially seeing that I had crashed my existing 100 cc quietly badly the previous year. And not once but twice. The second landed me in bed for more than a week.
So a guy who can't handle a 100 cc how can anyone ever expect him to stay alive and in one piece on a 350 cc! But then a miracle did happen. A company I used to work for earlier had a provident fund system and in the third week of Dec they credited my account quite unexpectedly and send me a mail. Ah 42 beautiful ks!

I immediately ran to the RE dealer from whom I had fleeced zillion test rides of all the models that used to hit his showroom. But then he didn't have one in Black. I almost compromised and took a Red one home. But then sanity prevailed. After all a miracle had already taken place. Now it's just a matter of waiting for a few more days.

I began haranguing the dealer every single day. At least 3-4 times a day. It was 31st and I had given up hope. I thought OK so what I'll begin the new year with a thump. The sudden windfall had restored my sanity to some extent.

But then around lunch time I get a call. Your Bird is here. Off I ran. With dad and bro in tow. Bro because he was as excited. Dad cos he was also excited but he was on express orders from my mom to prevent this disaster from taking place. heh heh

But Dad actually welcomed the new member into the family with a warm prayer. Now the best part. No money in my pocket to buy fuel. Ah!

This time however Dad relented and after stopping in the middle of the road umpteen times and struggling to figure out the kick system I finally brought my bride home.

The very next day we left on our honeymoon. Wandering, wandering we reached the foothills of Matheran. But now that's another story.